congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via mydemisee)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(via whut-the-shel)

fursonakin:

fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)