hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

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I didn’t date as many emo boys as I would’ve liked when I was 13

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me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is